At a nursing home, a group of Senior Citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments:

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one elderly chap.

"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied a lady in the next wheelchair.

"I can't turn my head to see my coffee because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy" , a nearby curmudgeon went on.

"Sometimes I completely forget what I am doing or where I even put my coffee ", muttered another old codger.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Well, it's not that bad," said one old dear cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."